I was drunk, don't judge me.
Not only was that domain bought at an unreasonable hour but it was not even sort of Tuesday, but there was Totally a disappointing lack in Toast.
What compelled me to spend an undisclosed amount of money on a website that, as of yet, has not an ounce of content on it? It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Call it an investment.
If any of you have actually been purposely checking in from time to time to see if I've written anything new since September 8th...well jokes on you, go expect things from someone else.
If my room smelled any stronger of lilacs I'd be a tad concerned, but luckily I love lilacs, they smell fucking pretty. But I am a huge fan of the way they smell, no homo.
Well that's all you get for now. Get out of here.
