Friday, July 27, 2012

Daniel Arndt: Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality

A friend of mine is getting married in August.

So I decided, why the fuck not, and got ordained online so I can marry them myself.

That's right, I'm officially qualified to perform weddings, baptisms, ceremonies, funerals, and other such rituals.

I'm running a special on Baptisms next week. Who wants one?

Thinking of getting an outfit and having shenanigans whilst wearing it.