Tuesday, January 15, 2013


I don't read blogs enough to know whether or not it's cliche to post a post New Year post.

But I feel like it probably is, though I've committed at this point and thusly will continue forward.

I suppose 2012 was just fine.

I started the last year by up and moving from Bozeman, MT to New Ulm, MN. It was pretty sudden, completely random, and I don't regret a damn thing.

I lived with my sister and job hunted for a couple months. Being a bum was pretty neat. I guess. 

I ended up going to England and Ireland for spring break. That was considerably more neat than being a bum. Drank, traveled, met oversea bros, even urinated on a castle. It was great.

I finally got a job, another, and another, and worked three jobs until I was dead inside, that wasn't neat even a little. I worked and maybe sometimes slept, it was really just peachy.

I eventually quit two of the three jobs. That, as they say, was that.

I bounced on over to the ol' internet and became ordained under the "Universal Life Church" so I could marry a couple friends of mine. That was definitely badass. I got up in front of people, of real people, and married a couple. People are bound in legal matrimony because of me. ME. That's right, be impressed and concerned.

I drank and partied like a boss at the reception too. To the surprise of most of the wedding guests who didn't realize I'm just some guy who got ordained and am not really anywhere close to being a holy man.

I basically spent the last leg of 2012 working at Radioshack and selling shit like a complete man. A manly man.

p.s. I can almost grow enough facial hair that I almost have to shave every day before work. Almost.

We got this far, and even made those damned Mayans look like idiots. It's the future bitches. 2013.

1 comment:

  1. Bro!

    I miss your blogs. Write more. Watch Californication. It's about a writer. When do I get your preface or a couple chapters? I need something to read.

    Sincerely, Your Bro