Sunday, February 13, 2011

If a Tree Falls in The Woods...

The answer is yes, yes it does make a noise.

Why in the hell would it not make a noise just because nobody is around to hear it? That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. I've always really resented that quandary. It's just so incredibly stupid to suggest that sound doesn't exist if no one is there to experience it. Wtf kind of unscientific bullshit is that?

You know what's kind of ironic? I was in church the other week and in the middle of the sermon the priest stops and just sneezes like nobodies business. I mean it was one of those sneezes that lifts a person off the floor and everything. Any who, the funny part was, that nobody said the customary 'bless you' that is so often heard whenever somebody sneezes. That's right, in an entire CHURCH full of people who are obviously all about being blessed NOBODY said bless you when the priest sneezed. Not one person. Not so much as a damn gesundheit.

I don't know about you but I find that F*cking hilarious.

That's like bringing your children to a pedophile convention and finding out that not one of them got even a little bit molested.

Or going to Woodstock and not getting stoned.

Or being racist and having a black friend.

Or writing a blog that nobody reads......FUCK

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